Happie 5mg THC Seltzer
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- 5mg THC + 5mg CBD per 12oz can — balanced 1:1 ratio
- Sweet Concord grape flavor — nostalgic, bold, and naturally fruity
- Nano-emulsified hemp extract — fast onset in 15-30 minutes
- Organic agave + honey — naturally sweetened, only 30 calories
- Ocean minerals for hydration — more than just THC
Want a THC seltzer that does more than just get you buzzed? Happie Grateful Grape combines 5mg THC and 5mg CBD in a balanced 1:1 ratio with ocean minerals, organic sweeteners, and a sweet grape flavor. It is designed for the person who wants relaxation with intention — not just effects, but a better drink overall.
Why 1:1 THC to CBD?
The balanced 1:1 ratio means CBD works alongside THC to smooth the experience. You get the relaxation and mood elevation of THC without the edge or anxiety that some people feel with THC-only products. Research suggests CBD modulates THC effects for a calmer, more controlled experience — especially useful if you are newer to THC beverages or prefer a gentler ride.
What Makes Happie Different
Happie seltzers are nano-emulsified for faster, more predictable onset. They are naturally sweetened with organic agave and honey — no high-fructose corn syrup, no artificial sweeteners, no stevia. Ocean minerals add electrolytes for hydration. At 30 calories per can, it is lighter than most craft cocktails and better for you than most sodas.
What Does It Taste Like?
Sweet Concord grape with a clean sparkling finish — nostalgic and bold, like a craft grape soda done right. Rich, fruity, and satisfying. No bitter hemp taste, no artificial aftertaste.
What to Expect
Onset typically begins within 15 to 30 minutes thanks to nano-emulsification. Effects are mellow and balanced — calming body relaxation with gentle mood elevation. Most people report 2 to 4 hours of smooth, easygoing effects. Start with one can and wait before consuming more.
Common Questions
Is this legal? Yes. Happie uses hemp-derived cannabinoids compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill (under 0.3% THC by dry weight). Legal to ship and sell in most states.
Will this show up on a drug test? Yes, it may. This product contains THC and may cause a positive result on standard drug tests.
Is this vegan? The product contains honey, so it is not vegan. It is gluten-free and made without common allergens.
21+ only. This product contains hemp-derived THC and may cause intoxication. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after consuming. May cause a positive drug test. Keep out of reach of children. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.
